can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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