I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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