How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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