Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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