it glows. i had to have it.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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