Do vagina's smell?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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