Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You can't just leave with hair like that
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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