just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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