I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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