Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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