I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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