ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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