is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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