so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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