So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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