Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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