Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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