You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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