I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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