I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
