I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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