I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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