i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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