Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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