I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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