Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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