This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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