wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you win again, gameday.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
