I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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