I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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