Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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