I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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