On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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