Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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