i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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