they need to just BURY HIM!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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