How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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