i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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