WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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