and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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