the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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