Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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