I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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