I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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