Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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