But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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