So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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