i don't plan on having that self control this summer
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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