scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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