This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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