so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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