No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
is that a dick in a sweater?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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