so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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