Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was born a porn star she said
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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